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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Lana Turner

Money, Successful, Wife

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

Ron White

Life, Try, Somebody

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Bill Cosby

Wise, Stupid, Advice

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

Albert Einstein

Nice, Girl, Second

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Jim Carrey

Great, Woman, Eyes

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Elbert Hubbard

Life, Alive, Seriously

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Frank Sinatra

Good, Morning, Sorry

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Mark Twain

Hell, Heaven, Company

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

Benjamin Franklin

God, Happy, Wine

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Steve Martin

Sunshine, Night

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Buddy Hackett

Family, Child, Leave

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

George Bernard Shaw

Government, Support, Pay

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Mark Twain

Facts, Please, Distort

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Isaac Asimov

Great, Annoyance

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.

Albert Einstein

Change, Facts, Theory

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

Ellen DeGeneres

Hell, She, Started

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

Mitch Hedberg

Fake, Water, Died

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Mae West

Between, Tried, Pick

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.

Oliver Herford