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They're pretty smart guys, Anonymous and Unknown, and they seem to have written a lot...

"Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart."-Unknown

"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference."-Unknown

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition." -Unknown

"The worst way to miss someone is to have them sitting right next to you and to know that you can never have them." -Unknown

"Everything you want is just out of reach until you realize that you were never close in the first place." -Anonymous

"Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day, but give him a case of dynamite and soon the village will be showered with mud and seaweed and unidentifiable chunks of fish."-Unknown

"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and every weekend he'll get drunk and go out in a boat with his friends."-Unknown

"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs at you."-Unknown

"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it." -Unknown

"I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go?"-an email forward

"You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing"-an email forward

"Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."-an email forward

"In case of fire don't use elevator; use water, it tends to work better."-Unknown

"Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded..."-Unknown

"Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant."-Unknown

"Never knock on Death's door: ring the doorbell and run (he hates that)."-Unknown

"When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?"-Unknown

"Bad spellers of the world, Untie!"-Unknown

"The juvenile seasquirt wanders through the sea searching for a suitable rock or coral to adhere to. When it finds its spot and takes root, it doesn't need its brain anymore so it eats it. It's rather like getting tenure."-Unknown

"The graduate with a Science degree asks, 'Why does it work?' The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, 'How does it work?' The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, 'How much will it cost?' The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks,'Do you want fries with that?'"-Unknown

"Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow." -Unknown

"To the engineer, all matter in the universe can be placed into one of two categories: (1) things that need to be fixed, and (2) things that will need to be fixed after you've had a few minutes to play with them. Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems. Normal people don't understand this concept; they believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet." -Unknown

"No engineer looks at a television remote control without wondering what it would take to turn it into a stun gun. No engineer can take a shower without wondering if some sort of Teflon coating would make showering unnecessary. To the engineer, the world is a toy box full of sub-optimized and feature-poor toys." -Unknown

"Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change." -Unknown

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" -Unknown

"To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it" -Unknown

"Easy : how people describe a woman with the morals of a man" -Anonymous

"Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens? Ha! For me, it's 5 or 6 beers while watching the game; getting so drunk I've forgotten my name. These are a few of MY favorite things." -Unknown

"Life's a bitch, and then you meet one." -Unknown

"Reality is an illusion created by alcohol deficiency" -Unknown

"Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture" -Unknown

"Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere" -Unknown

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