Wednesday 18 September 2013

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Cool Short Quotes Defemation

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It’s funny when a dare devil blasts past you in the traffic when you’re just cruising and when you pull up to the traffic lights you’re next to him!
Submitted by: Stephan Naude
51
I never fall off.
I just,
Dismount with style.
Submitted by: HORSA_CLOTHING
112
I have CDO, it’s like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order…As they should be.


107
Installing love. ……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.
Submitted by: Holorunranty
52
If I spoke my mind, I would be in deep trouble.
Submitted by: katie
206
Fact of life after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF!!!
Submitted by: nida
191
Anti-Pick Up Lines:
He: Can I buy you a drink?
She: Actually, I’d rather have the money.
He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend.
He: Go on. Don’t be shy. Ask me out.
She: Okay. Go out.
He: I think I could make you very happy.
She: Why? Are you leaving?
He: Shall we go see a movie?
She: I have already seen it.
He: Where have you been all my life?
She: Hiding from you.
He: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
She: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
I currently live in the 9021 broke.
Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
59
Breast implants gave my wife more confidence, and me more boobs.
Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
75
During surgery: “The lights went out. But that won’t stop us.”
Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
210
During surgery: “A screwdriver?. This can’t be right.”
Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
126
There’s nothing to fear. Except maybe that weird guy over there.
Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
44
During surgery: “Alright everyone, let’s dig in.”
Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
54
Bumper sticker: I worked at hooters. Fifty years ago.
Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
64
If soap tasted good I would never get clean.
Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
74
During surgery: “God performs miracles. I don’t.”
Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
46
My tiger is my best friend. After the cage is closed.
Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
215
We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up. After I finish laughing!

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