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If you have $20 and Chuck Norris has $5, he has more money than you. When Chuck Norris plays monopoly the entire world's economy is shaken. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris managed to count to infinity.. twice! When Chuck does push-ups he doesn't move, the earth moves. Anonymous Share 97 Dislike 58 Like Added 2 months ago Stupid, Money 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Next Did our site make you smile? Tell your friends and get them laughing too! !function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0],p=/^http:/.test(d.location)?'http':'https';if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src=p+'://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js';fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document, 'script', 'twitter-wjs'); Check out our most popular categories: funny sayings and life quotations. A lot of people also love our short quotes which are very easy and quick to read. If you have a quote you would like to see added on our webpage, please click here to submit it to us. We'd love to hear from you and appreciate all the submissions. CoolFunnyQuotes.com © 2012 - http://coolfunnyquotes.com

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